What does a piggy say?

OINK OINK!

I just finished off a box of Macaroni and Cheese. That's right, an entire box. I ate the whole flippin box by myself and let me tell you, it was fantastic. There is nothing better then some good ol' blue box Mac and Cheese. And plus I didn’t get lunch today cuz I chilled with Sarah in the A building so I was doubly hungry when I got home. Don't lie you wish you had an entire box of Mac and Cheese to yourself right now.

I saved the life of a pumpkin today. A scurvy pirate pumpkin named Nuts to be exact. My dog tried to eat him but I saved him so its all good. He is now safely hidden on the front porch for the neighbor kids to steal on Halloween. Good times. I have no idea why his name is Nuts. You'll have to ask the super awesome Sarah Tinuis. She named him while helping to bring Nuts to life on Saturday (along with Seth). Speaking of Saturday... it was cool. Seth and I went up to Marysville to kidnap Sarah and steal a pumpkin. It took us like 20 minutes and 5 annoying voicemails to get Sarah who was pigging out at Subway while Seth and I sat in the grass like losers. We're just that cool. And then we went to the grocery store where we ended up paying for the pumpkin so basically all the havoc we had planned to reek turned out to be surprisingly un-havoc like.

In other news, damn. So I've decided that I'm pretty sure spontaneous human combustion exists and I'm pretty sure it’s going to happen to me. Senor year is far too stressful. If I survive it will be a miracle.

Quote of the day "She called you a hypocrite?!?"
"Yeah"
*thoughtful pause* "Does she know what the word 'hypocrite' means?"
Haha! That makes me giggle... Again, you probably had to be there (or at least know the situation)